Bubble Boy exhibits his firm grip on reality:

Nobody is dancing to his tune anymore.

Really? Who was "dancing to my tune before"? Oh, I see what you mean.
You don't mean "taking me seriously", you mean "talking to or about
me". Well, let's see... well, there's YOU for example. I dropped a
peanut in your name and voila! Minutes later, just as predicted, you
came along to pick it up. Like the good little monkey troll you are.
You've also been spending a lot of time dancing to my tune, judging
from the fact that you spend all your free time creating websites about
me, spell checking my posts, going through all of my posts to pick out
certain things that offend you, spending your time scouring the web for
information on me and doing background checks on me, and there's the
obsessive behaviour where you pounce on every thing I post within
minutes, sometimes even _seconds_, of me posting it. Because of this, I
knew that my last post would make you very angry. I didn't think it
would make you SO angry, that you got scared to even respond to any of
it, and would snip all of it out. So what offended you most out of all
the parts you snipped out, George? I'll bet it was the fact that you
tried to launch a great attack on me over a simple spelling error, by
stating I had mangled "the Queen's English", and then you did the
stupidest thing of all... Which was to make a spelling error while you
were again attacking me over my spelling abilities! Remember THIS new
classic, George?:

"You can always take some classes in remedical English to improve your
spelling ability." - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

Is that the thing that scared you into silence? No comment, Marvin? Of
course, it isn't just you who insists on engaging me in conversation
and is obsessed about me. Seems the entire group is. Come with me and
take a look at today's top postings, shall we? (grabs the little wimp
by the scruff of his neck...) Now you see what the top thread is,
little Georgie? It's a brand new thread today about me, from Deano,
who went to the trouble to forge my identity ("Amazing Tweak no. 2:
Play without Player"). Below that, is another new thread today about
me, from GeoSynch ("Perfect Tweak for SHP"). Below that is an off-topic
thread (therefore, not about me, since I AM the newsgroup's new theme
now). But below that, is yet another new tweak thread, by someone
emulating me (Amazing Tweak no 2: Stevie Wonder). Below that one, is
yet another new thread by Robert, inspired by me (New Tweak DHM Spray).
Below that, we have this thread about me, which YOU created ("Shovels
Is Exhausted"). Below your new thread, is another thread inspired by
me, ("Amazing Tweak no. 2: Insant Silencer!"). In other words, a full
SIX out of the top SEVEN threads on RAO today are all about me. Do you
need more examples, Bubble Boy, or did this reality check do enough to
burst the little fantasy bubble you live in?

Now consider this: in the entire HISTORY of this newsgroup, the amount
of threads started about tweaks is approximately: 3. There are more
than twice that number on this day alone. You see what I mean about YOU
being an insignificant mosquito in life, next to me? When I respond to
a mosquito like you, it's only because I want to. And I have to be
pretty bored to want to. But when you respond to me or write about me,
it's because you have no choice in the matter; you have to. Even
though I've only been here a few weeks and you've planted your ass
here for the last 8 years, I'm the one calling the tunes on this
group. And with this many people "not dancing to my tune", let me tell
you, it sure is noisy in here.... LOL!

We've all stopped humoring his ridiculous "tweak" proposals

Really? Everybody knows your problems accepting reality George, so
you're gonna have to back that one up and show what has changed.
Again, you just proved that you live in a fantasy world and don't
have a clue as to what's real any longer. Just today, Fella posted
that he tried one of my tweak proposals. You were the other person who
tried one of those "ridiculous tweak proposals", and you did so on the
first day that I started posting them!

But then your insecurities took over and you got embarassed about the
fact that you were seen fiddling with little bits of paper and aspirin.
And then the mighty mosquito Middius got REAL angry.... and posted
about a zillion piddling little smarmy remarks about me. You haven't
stopped obsessing over me since. For a guy who keeps insisting on my
being insignificant, guess what? You're _not_ very convincing of
that, George!


Shovels barricades himself inside his Tweak Igloo.

Are you getting cold in there?

No comment, Shovie? Your estrangement from the real world is getting quite
stark. You should go out and get some fresh air once in a while.

Having previously established that "Shovie" is your pet name for
yourself, I find it quite odd that you talk to yourself in the third
person, George. Nothing odd about your estrangement from the real
world, though. Spending 8 years on this newsgroup pretending you have
any significance in life or to anyone in the world, will do that to a
troll (see: Google for info on where Middius' was every single day
for the last 8 years.....). All you do all day is sit by your computer,
waiting for me to post. You should go out and get some fresh air once
in a while.





I spent the last 8 years playing a sense of self-loathing.
Frankly, I'm the wimp.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie.

I'm sorry,

I doubt that. Unless you meant it the sense that we should feel sorry for
you. Is that what you meant? BTW, thanks for sparing us the details of your
recent bouts of CVS.

was this supposed to be a clever response from you?

It's just run-of-the-mill mockery.

All your posts are run of the mill mockery. Maybe that's why they
call you "Middiocre".

You're not surprised that people mock
you, are you? Or do you expect to be taken seriously on Usenet? ;-)

Unlike you, because I know that your fantasy life revolves around this
newsgroup, I don't actually care if I'm taken seriously or not, and
I believe I already told you I don't care whether I'm mocked, or
how much I'm mocked. I'm a ghost, where that's concerned. All
that stuff goes right through me, hits the wall, and falls on the
floor. What's of interest to me is the reason for the reaction, and
not the reaction itself. Stop worrying. This will all become clearer to
you soon enough. Then maybe you'll realize just how much time, energy
and effort you're wasting trying to destroy my RAO reputation or
affect me personally, with your silly fabrications and fantasies about
me. I asked you in the last response, which mocking signature you want
I should use for you. No comment?:



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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

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"You can always take some classes in remedical English to improve your
spelling ability." - "Marvin The Martian" Middius