After noticing that Shovels' ripostes seem to be getting weaker and more
derivative, I went through all of his posts on RAO from the past week.
I found 38 IKYABWAIs. Yes, thirty-eight of them. (That includes feeble
parries like "you must be talking about yourself" and "that's you, not me".)

I believe there were about 120 or 130 posts (I didn't count), which means
Shovels' IKYABWAI average is very high. Very high indeed. As any Usenet
veteran knows, reliance on IKYABWAIs is a sign of laziness or mental
weakess. RAO's paragons of IKYABWAIing are the 'borgs, both Major and
lesser. Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

So, Shovels, if you're still reading this and haven't succumbed to apoplexy,
I think it's time for you to pull a Jamie Benchimol and disappear for a
while. Clearly you need a rest.




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A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.