George M. Middius (the "M" stands for "Marvin") whined and cried:


George, I can tell that you're angry with me. I'm sorry, I guess I
must have said or done something to offend you. But then, you're such
a screaming little "Percival Puffpants" geekfreak, that it doesn't
take much to set you off. And when you get angry, you get all "Marvin"
on people's asses. You know, "Marvin the Martian"? That short, puffy
little feller on the Bugs Bunny cartoons who resembles your personae to
a T? I can just picture you after having finished reading one of my
posts about you, with your eyebrows raised and your fists clenched,
steam and snot slowly dribbling out of your nostrils, muttering to
yourself....


Georgie: "Oooh, I'm getting angry, VERY angry indeed!!"


You know how I can tell you're angry, Marvin? You get confused when
you're angry. I mean, "more confused than the usual Confused
Middius". Here's the dead giveaway:


You posted one attack on me in this thread that looked like this:

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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves magick "
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But then worried bout your public image as you always are, you thought
"NO, that's not effective enough". Guess you figure it isn't
pedantic enough. So, mustering up your full geekpower, you revised your
attack and launched THIS:.

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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves magic and
incantations
and lots of blasphemous perorations. "
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Now I hopeyou don't get angry again with me, but I'm going to have
to assume that "Shovie" is the pet name you have for yourself (or
perhaps your little Willy that you're not so fond of). Because I've
given it the old college try, and I'm sorry old boy, but I can't
find the word "perorations" anywhere. Look like you've tripped over
Willy again, Marvin. Well, look on the bright side. At least that means
you've managed to find him!

Shovie, you're being dishonest. I'm not surprised at this turn, but the
delicate sensibilities of some RAO readers might be offended.


Pffffffffffffftt! "The delicate sensibilities of RAO regulars might be
offended"? ROTFLMFAO!!!!


That's like saying you don't fart in front of a pig, because you
don't want to offend their "delicate sensibilities". You sure
didn't seem to mind offending Robert Morein's "delicate
sensibilities", or mine for that matter, when you LIED about me having
insulted him in my email to you. Did you, Marvin? Did you mind
offending Arny's "delicate sensibilities" when you repeatedly accused
him of fornicating his dead son? The son he had just lost to a brain
tumour? Or what about your remarks about his wife being a whore and
giving blowjobs for 50 cents? Is that the kind of tact that were to
believe you have for RAO readers?


George M. Middius wrote:

Shovels(2) said:

No, liar. I said this:

Shovels(2) said:

Can you tell the difference, or do you need to throw up?


Sorry, no. I can't tell the difference. Wait..... I think you're
right. There is a difference! Is it that one quote is "blacker" than
the other?


This half-baked rigmarole is simply intended to induce Genuine Audiophiles
to waste their time on blind alleys and useless experimentation.

....For once

No, not once. You tripped over your dick yet again.


I've heard of women having "penis envy", but the fact that you
exhibit the same affliction does tend to say a lot about your little
bundle of insecurities, doesn't it, Mr. Martian. After reading this,
you just checked to see if it's still there, didn't you?


That's at least 10
times in the past week.

That you've lied? No, I'm pretty sure it's more than that. Could
you recheck those stats for me, please?


How does it feel to be RAO's #3 idiot? That takes some doing.

Unfortunately, it's proven to be impossible to get to the coveted top
2 positions, occupied by you and Garbage Boy. Every time anyone tries,
you simply out-stupid them. I don't know how you two do it, because
you have SO much competition for those coveted spots. So tell me, does
Dave ever get jealous that you're the #1 idiot around here?

Let nobody
say you haven't left your mark on Usenet, Shovels.

Thank you. I know that when you finally leave RAO, I mean after they
manage to pry your cold, dead fingers off of your computer keyboard,
they'll say you've left your mark on Usenet as well. Only, yours
will look like a small brown stain.


I'll try not to offend your "delicate sensibilities" Percival, so
please don't get angry with me again. I almost died laughing this
time, and I don't know if I could stand another fit of hysterical
laughter, at your Marvin The Martian impression.