George M. Middius, (the "M" stands for "Myopic"), believing everything
he reads, wrote:

Shovels said:

Here's yet another incredible audio tweak I've figured out for you;
ever wondered how to make that annoying CD go quiet when you put it in
your player?

Wonder no more, it's easy and it won't cost me a penny! You'll need
some Post-it stickers but they shouldn't cost me anything as you can
steal them from work for me.

Turn the CD in question play-side up and apply the Post-it stickers
liberally over the surface. Take care not to put too many stickers on
the CD - that might stop you putting it in your player.

Insert the CD and - hey presto! You'll find that the music/speech or
whatever else it was you wanted to avoid hearing is now completely
inaudible!

What color of Post-its should we use? Why not masking tape?

This half-baked rigmarole is simply intended to induce Genuine Audiophiles
to waste their time on blind alleys and useless experimentation.

.....For once I agree with you, my little ankle-biting friend. See? I
told you we're not that different in the end.