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WeatherSafeUmbrellaCompany wrote:

We apologize for this intrusion into your newsgroup, but our company,
WeatherSafe Umbrella Company (symbol: WESUC) market an umbrella with
important safety features.

Did you know?
* An ordinary umbrella is a lethal shock hazard when used in areas of
high
atmospheric electricity
* Lightning strikes without warning. Even on Sunny Days -- the
so-called
Bolt from the Blue
* If lightning strikes your umbrella, you could be made miserable.
Krueger, and Trevor "No Fun" Wilson

Even with a "weathersafe" umbrella, any one of those dweebs would
probably poke their eyes out just trying to figure out how to open the
thing. You can never design abject stupidity out of the equasion, no
matter what.

Anyway, before you patent the invention, I'd like to point out that the
"weathersafe" umbrella has already been invented. I have one you, see.
It's no ordinary umbrella, either. It's windproof, and lightning-safe.
A little lighter than 30 lbs but still, quite large. It is, note, the
world's best umbrella.

You just keep telling yourself that, no doubts it's the truth in your
application, the shower.

I have a lot of trouble with Umbrella's. I,m too long, too short, and the
only place to hold the thing is if I shove the handle up my arse, then my
ear's get wet.

bassett