Yapper barked:

1. Conservation of any natural resource is an 'environmentalist whacko' issue.

Scottie: check.

3. If you aren't earning a lot of money, you are stupid.

Scottie: check.

4. Who cares about the church-state separation? It doesn't effect me.

Scottie: check.

5. Who cares about loss of civil liberties? It doesn't effect me.

Scottie: check.

9. Speaking of gays, they are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Scottie: check.

10. Corporate welfare is more important than feeding children.

Scottie: check.

12. The Constitution is outdated, so we prefer to write our own as we
go along.

Scottie: check.

This post doesn't speak well for the state of your rationality.

The only question I have is when you're going to reveal that the other half
apply to you also.