S888Wheel said to ****-for-Brains:

You're backward and probably more than a
little deaf, particularly at high frequencies.

Funny, I ofered to take a hearing test if you did the same so we could compare
results. As usual you were chicken ****.

Maybe this could be accomplished if you (or somebody else) paid for
Turdy's hearing test in advance and promised to send him $25 to
compensate him for lost "wages" ;-). What say, Arnii -- just identify
the clinic you prefer and post their phone number. I'm sure somebody
with a working credit card will call them up double-quick.