dave weil said:

I reject the notion that people have to work in some place because it's all
there is.

Reject it all you want. However, life isn't as simple as, "Gee, I
think I'd like to get another job".

You mean not everybody can move to an Aged P's spacious home? I thought
that was an American birthright.

Especially in rural West Virginia.

Mickey thinks relo expenses grow on trees, just like free medical
coverage and no-fault auto insurance.