"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...



It's a cosmic joke. It must be.

There is no man made global warming.
The Ice caps are not doing anything unusual.
The eco terrorists won't get you to do anything if they don't scare you.

Mickey, you're starting to sway me toward believing in a god. And you're
the troll god created to **** with us.

It actually took me years of usenet to finally understand that there is this
peculiar condition where the person's logical faculties become subordinated
to his personality characteristics. For the afflicted, there is no such
thing as objectivity.

We can visualize the workings of Mikey's brain, or Arny's, in the following
fashion:

1. Brain receives information from outside world.
2. Information is parsed for emotional trigger.
3. Emotional centers activated--discomfort.
4. Order to cortex: generate defense to quiet emotional agitation.
5. Cortex responds: "I'm sorry, but the logical news is not good. The world
stinks."
6. Emotional center to cortex: "Generate a logical defense NOW!, or I'll
peel you off like an onion.
7. Cortex to emotional center: "In that case, we have 'the world according
to Mikey'. Please don't ask me to stand behind it."
8. Emotional center: "Shut the **** up. If I tell you to prove the world is
flat, you do it, capiche?"
9. Cortex: "Javol, Herr Commandant."
10. Emotional center: "Good. Now I don't like the idea of global waming.
Give me something I can post."
11. Cortex: "Javol. Here is a diatribe. May I go back to sleep?"
12. Emotional center: "You damn well better."