Important Alert for duh-Mikey
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"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net
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Hello Mikey! Look out for the desk! Oops, too late. I hope your medical
is
paid up.
Anyway.... You recently said you believe your IQ is over 130. We all
laughed. But then, upon sober reflection, I thought, maybe they have
special
IQ tests for special persons. If so, and that was the kind of test you
took,
it's quite possible you scored significantly higher than average. For
retards, that is. Jolly good show.
My point today lies elsewhere, however. I have some sobering news for
you:
By normal standards, your IQ is, unfortunately, quite a ways under 130.
Yes,
Mickey, I have subjected you to an IQ analysis using your Usenet posts. I
grabbed about a hundred of them(*) and gave them to a psychologist for
analysis. He, or his students, parsed them for instances of "logic
violations" and "logic affirmations". (In case you're wondering, this
work
wasn't a charitable endeavor. It's part of a research project.) They also
searched for a bunch of other psych-lingo stuff. It was pretty arcane to
me,
but of course it's not my field.
Bottom line: Your IQ was estimated to be around 95 to 100. Barely
average,
in other words. The analysis confirmed my expections, I'm sure you'll be
pleased to learn.
So please, Mickey, stop trying to pass yourself off as exceptionally
bright.
We've always had your self-immolations on Usenet to discredit your
fatuous
claims, and now we have some scientific, objective, fact-based evidence.
You're an idiot, Mickey -- it's a proven fact.
(*) I only copied posts in which you attempted to assert an argument that
could be subjected to logical deconstruction or verification of facts. I
didn't include any of those throwaway IKYABWAI posts that you emit
instead
of wit. I also excluded any of your Kroopologism posts on the grounds
that
they make you look like a nutjob.
So, assuming you are actually telling the truth, a risky bet at best, then
you cherry picked whatever you thught would make your case.
How many of your insane rants did you contribute?
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