About a month ago, the slobbering Scottie made some irrational
accusations of hypocrisy on my part. In his typically inarticulate
way, the pooch claimed I was hypocritical because I had received crank
calls that I attributed to some RAO idiots.

I pressed the little pile of **** for details, but he was apparently
too stupid to remember why he made the accusation in the first place.
All he could come up with is claiming I was "busted".

This creature is, unfortunately, all too typical of the nutty
right-wing fanatics who (a) love Dubya, the stupidest President in
this country's history, (b) hate all things high-end, and (c) can't
remember where they left their pants.

I recommend that everybody save your table scraps from your holiday
dinners and drop them off in the Terrierborg's driveway. That will be
both generous and charitable and also convey how you feel about the
sniveling little pile of ****'s rampant lying.