"Margaret von B." wrote in message
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Dear RAO participant, consider the following:

You are driving from Texas to California in your brand new Lincoln
Navigator Ultimate Edition. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere you notice
Arnii lying on the road in an undetermined state. Do you:

A. Stop and put on the snow chains and then do a dozen donuts on him to
end his suffering.

B. Use a rope to attach him to the hitch and tow him to the emergency room
in Flagstaff without having to soil your cream leather interior.

C. Continue driving until your phone stops roaming and it is cheaper to
call the Highway Department and advise them to go and check it out.

D. Continue driving, find a religious AM station and say a quiet prayor.
After all, God kept you focused on the road ahead and saved you from an
extra car wash.

E. Stop and pull him to safety to the roadside. Any number of endangered
species might be dining on him later on unless he somehow recovers.


Everyone's participation is encouraged.

Cheers,

Margaret

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