surf said:

ok. gotcha. something exploded becoming our universe as we know it.
this universe has a set of physical attributes. The thing that exploded
probably had a different set. One attribute was spontaneous banging.
cool.

Mocking tone, noted.

How 'bout your theory? Is God an aged white man with a long beard,
ensconced on an eternal throne, surrounded by seraphs and pestered by
Satan?