"Bruce J. Richman" wrote in message
...
Dave wrote:


He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and Western
in
Hollywood.









He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills. When he was
captured, he
reportedly said "if irony killed" 10 times in rapid succession, and
insisted
that double-blind tests be performed to determine that he was
significantly
different from other Hussein look-alike.

ROTFLMAO - Recent pictures of Saddam do indeed resemble a certain resident
1000 bill wiper.

My personal guess is that Saddam is in a TV studio being groomed by the Fab
Five for the next live episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

Q: how will that mud hut/farmhouse look after the Fab 5 get their hands on
it? And how will they decorate the "rat hole"?