Robert Morein wrote:
Ludovic,
In the next chapter, could you write something about NYOB being hauled
to the top of an Aztec pyramid, worshipped as a god for about one
microsecond, and then sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli?


wrote in message
oups.com...
He said in an interview ":The bishops are being called to an
extraordinary council. One NYOB purporting to be a bona fide member
said : "I condemn the ABX church and all its works. Asking people to
listen to A, then to B and then to compare X with their memories of A
and B is utterly pointless" . The Arch-Priest then added: "I
paraphrase slightly"*
The Arch Priest was reminded that NYOB claims he has always said the
very opposite and proclaims his unfailing devotion . The Arch-Priest
answered: "It is too late for repentance. He's been told many times
not to sound off making the Church a laughing stock giving false
references and copying stacks of boring, irrelevant stuff, Now he
started forging documents and ascribing them to innocent parties. In
self-defence he may again try to plead low IQ and poor reading
comprehension.. Granted. But if he knows that why does keep on misusing
the keyboard? He should have thought twice before giving wide publicity
to these words of the false prophet Sean Olive,:
I rarely ask listeners the question "Is A different than B"?" In
most cases, the differences between the loudspeakers under test are
measurable (both objective and subjective) and therefore the more
interesting question for me is "Which speaker do they prefer, by how
much, and why?"
The Arch Priest added: " "No A, no B, no X!!! It is finally clear
that NYOB joined as a covert agent of our enemies to try and undermine
the ABX Church from the inside bringing it into ridicule.and contempt..
He will not be allowed to do that. Sadly tarring-and- feathering is out
of fashion. But we'll do the next best . We'll excommunicate this
viper stealing into the church dressed in false feathers".
Ludovic Mirabel


I'm glad to report that the verdict is in: The synod accepted the plea
of limited mental capacity as a mitigating circumstance. The "slight
forger" NYOB is hereby sentenced to twenty years probation . During
this time he must not:
1) ever say: "Oops another mistake!". He said it three times in one
week. This brings the faith into disrepute especially as
a) he's seen as our spokesman
b) instead of contrition he relapses into filthy language directed at
those who point out his "mistakes".
If he breeches these terms there he goes- to the sacrificial peak.-
Vultures or jackals what's the difference?
Ludovic Mirabel