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"paul packer" wrote in message
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I've just finished calculating, courtesy of a theorem much too
complicated for anyone on this NG to understand, how long Mike spends
posting here, and the figures are truly shocking.

At best estimate, calculating a typing speed of 50 wpm, Mike spends a
little over 23 hours a day posting here. Assuming he needs at least 20
minutes for intake of sustenance (assuming of course that he's not on
a drip), that means he gets less than three quarters of an hour's
sleep a day, and thus no REM sleep, which of course means that he's
been posting here from the beginning in a state of twilight
consciousness, possibly with peripheral delusions, and probably with
symptoms of malnutrition to boot. Now I know this makes his dedication
to the cause of Arnie and ABX truly award worthy, but I believe this
is an unhealthy lifestyle and that an ambulance--equipped with a
gurney with very strong straps--should be despatched to his address
immediately. Barring that his ISP should pull the plug for his own
good. I'm all for dedication, especially to Arnie, who certainly
deserves all the help he can get, but one's health should always come
first. That's what my Mum told me.

I'm trying to recal when I've ever been less than civil with you Paul.

Mikey, you have no memory to speak of. Recall is a futile exercise.

What a relief to know that character is not an issue for you.

Hypocrisy and lack of self awareness, reply, noted. (Krueger #27).