The Bug Eater still hasn't triumphed over his multitudinous demons.

Not anticipating any such evidence, I'll go out on a limb ;-) and
reiterate my "claim" that you're mentally defective and therefore unemployable.
Coincidentally, this makes you no worse than the Krooborg.

How do you get anybdoy[sic] to talk to you in real life if all your statements
are either vulgar or straw man arguements[sic]?

Have you tried dunking your bugs in syrup? It might help with that crunchiness
that seems to be eating away at your tenuous grip on reality.