Andre Jute wrote:

Lord Valve wrote:
.edu, huh? Lemme guess - you're so cool by now, your
**** comes out wrapped in cellophane.

LV

Don't mind his Lordship's crack, Bruce. He really has a heart of gold.
If you want sartorial advice, no one better to suck up to than Lord
Valve, the leading pimp in Denver. Knock the .edu off your address
before you write to him, as his ladies are always leaving him to go to
college so that they can learn to speak like him. He's a cool cat in
pinstripes with flares to match his black Jaguar with the red leather
and a dolly with thigh boots and big bazoombas for a driver. Don't make
any cracks about fat guys either--he's still hurting from having lost 8
stone in a bet about his willpower.

Hey - I remember that thread. ;-)

Remember - I can see through you, Andre. ;-)

LV