Clyde Slick said to duh-Mikey:

The fact is that there are people like George, for whom such behavior
seems quite likely.

Now Mickey, just because I humiliate you several times a week doesn't mean I
have a ready stock of filthy porn. It wasn't me who gave you swirlies in junior
high, it wasn't me who gave you wedgies in gym class, and it wasn't me who
ratted you out for sniffing propellant in the boys' room.

So, you are excusing Arny for making groundless
accusations about sending kiddie porn just because he 'thinks' someone
'might' do it.

As we sit here making fun of the Bug Eater, Mickey is preparing for Saint
Arnii's canonization. His assignment is very important -- he has to expunge all
of Arnii's arrest records, reverse all the restraining orders, and get 3
different doctors to declare Arnii fully sane.