The Krooborg's battery pack is running low. Somebody send him a port-a-potty
dump, STAT!

I'm all set up to test the ability of a Shakti stone to
modify the magnetic field in the vicinity of the stone.
This would be done with a Litz-wound ferrite rod, and a
Tektronix 7904 oscilloscope with a 7A22 plugin.

I'm willing to stipulate that in some sense this is true.

Nonsensical nonsequitur noted.

Now, what?

Same plan as befo Step in front of a speeding bus and report on the results.