Two cars are waiting at a stoplight. The light turns green, but the man in
front
doesn't notice it.

A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. She
begins
pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move.

The man doesn't move. The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting
and
raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash.

The light turns yellow. The woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off,
and screams curses at the man.

The man, hearing the commotion, looks up, sees the yellow light and
accelerates
through the intersection just as the light turns red.

The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
chance
to get through the intersection.
As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into
the
barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman.

The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
sight.

She complies, speechless at what is happening.

After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with
her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her
hands on her car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is
cuffed and hustled into the patrol car.

She is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any questions and is
driven
to the police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched,
booked
and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
for
her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is
waiting with her personal effects.

He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for
this
mistake, but you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping that guy off, and cussing a blue streak at the car in front of
you.

Then I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus
Do"
and "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper stickers, and the chrome plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the
car."

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"There is, I assure you, a medical art for the soul. It is philosophy, whose
aid
need not be sought, as in bodily diseases, from outside ourselves. We must
endeavor with all our resources and all our strength to become capable of
doctoring ourselves." ---- Cicero

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