The Big Cheese Shelleyed:

FACTS:

1. Bose is the number one speaker brand in the world.

What do you think they use to pipe in the hip-hop at Mickey D's?

2. Bose sell more speakers than all the other speaker companies combined.

Nature made more insects than all the other animals in the animal
kingdom combined.

3. If Bose were bad, people would quit buying them. This has not happened.

Some human beings are bad, and yet we keep making them. Sounds
contradictory.

4. Bose has more repeat customers than any other brand or company.

Ford has more repeat car and truck buyers than any other car company.
You do the math.

5. Therefore Bose is the best speaker.

So Bwian McNutJob has been telling the truth? Amazing.