"The Big Cheese" wrote in message
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Maybe I need to start hangin' here and extolling the virtues and
attributes of Bose.

Seems like I've been successful in running off most of the trolls,
misfits, and psychos out of alt.home.theater-misc, so I'll give it a
shot here. You really need my services here.

Seems like most of the misfits that post here talk about non-audio or
non-A/V products. You dick heads need to go somewhere else. I mean, do
you think Shrub even listens to an audiophool system?

Cheese,
I've been praying for someone to replace Howard Ferstler.

Thank you for reaffirming my faith in the almighty.

My first request is -- I hope this doesn't sound too contradictory --
could you please try to antagonize both the tweakos, and sliderule jockeys,
while maintaining an allegedly self-consistent position? Keeps the number of
sockpuppets to the minimum.

It's nice to have a blimp to hover over us all.