Brother Horace the Prematurely Ancient said:

For the record, I do want to point out that I also have
published two books chock full of record reviews.

Do you mean records as in vinyl? I'm sure you had a lot of good things to say
about them.

These days, the CD is a record. Vinyl is, well, archaic. How
many record-review books (dealing with either the LP or the
CD) have you published, tweako?

Oh, this is a dick-measuring contest? A minute ago you were begging me to
buy one of your sad little books.

I will say this about that, though: If my writing were as lifeless as
yours, I'd hang up my keyboard and become a fisherman.