Arnii, I have a suggestion for you:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's called a "doormat". When used correctly, it will minimize the kind of filth
seen below.


If you want Lord Atkinson to appear and grant your wish for punishment,
you have to say his name three times: "Atkinson! Atkinson! Atkinson!"
Try it.

Or, you could try: "pompous windbag! pompous windbag! pompous
windbag!". Nah, too much of a mouthful. How 'bout: "con man! con man!
con man!". That should conjure up Atkinson every time. ;-)


Civilized people scrape this kind of crap off their shoes before entering decent
company. If you, Arnii Krooger, aspire to being accepted in respectable society,
you should take steps to remove Thing's stench from your person and attire.

Just a suggestion, of course. ;-)