Surf wrote:

Richie "Big Dog" Malesweski writes:

Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After
all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do?

You try so hard, don't you, Rich? You know what your
problem is,
Rich?

You're a sad loser. You're full of hate. You're ugly
inside and out. You're a joke. And you're impotent.

If irony killed...