Lionel wrote:
Silver Surfer wrote :

wrote

Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)


Did ya lube any nipples today? ;-)

Still surfin' on the dying wave, eh Surfer ?


Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do? To him, there seem to be four
choices:

1) Troll, lie and forge posts and emails

2) Dream about being John Atkinson, kingpin of snakeoil audio

3) Flog real estate for his wife's firm in Colorado

4) Get "deep-throated" by the strap-on dildo his wife keeps in the
closet :-(

1 and 2 look alot better than 3 and 4, so ol' Tom is sticking with 'em!