"Clyde Slick" wrote in message
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"Schizoid Man" wrote in message
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Z Man wrote:


I am already fat and ugly, I would like to be fat, ugly and watching TV
through a $30k projector. Clear?

Perhaps if you go to the gym instead of sitting on your ass and watching
TV through a $30,000 projector, you could be ugly but thin?

Thin, ugly, and sweaty.

Sounds good to me...