Gay Audiophiles? Hmmm...

QUESTION:
What would characterise a Gay Audiophile?

1. Listening to music on homophones?

2. Connections:

2a. Hetero-phile = 1 x PLUG plus 1 x SOCKET?
2b. Homo-phile = 1 x PLUG plus 1 x PLUG?
2c. Lesbo-phile = 1 x SOCKET plus 1 x SOCKET?

3. Preferred high-end brands:

3a. P-Ass Labs?
3b. Conrad's Johnson?

4. Speakers with rear-firing ports?

5. Digital... ??

Sorry about the above - got into a whimsical, "what-the-hell" mood...