Surf said to Thing:

How do you know it's nonsense? It looks like your English.
Do you assume that English that is like yours is nonsense?
What is your native language? Can you not translate
"persona" to it?
I think your native language is English.
I think you try to have a little fun weeth us, no?
Or maybe eet eez very hot in Arkansas and you
come down wees dee fever, yes?

Doesn't dickie/toony/Little **** come from Polish stock? His internal monologue
probably has a Slavic inflection.

"Is bad for you mocking my English. What English not nonsense? Please to say
what is 'persona'. Have very slow computer in Old Country, cannot use good
translation dictionaries. Excuse please."