SchizTwerp said:

Can't you make up an original nickname for me? Using that one makes you a
Krooger wannabe.

At least

As expected, the retreat into Ferstlerianism has begun.

I presume your thumb is still up your ass, which is why you haven't bothered
to look up the word 'trite' in a dictionary.

You're still angry about that? Get over it. Just because most of my jokes
sail over your head doesn't mean I'm trite.

I do expect you to cozy up to Ferstler soon, if for no other reason than a
desire to spite me.

Was you father a butler? Perhaps your mother was a seamstress.

Nonsequiturs do not a witty soul make.

I am trying to comprehend where exactly your proclivity towards servitude
stems from. (Do let me know if you don't understand any of these words, or
you are unable to use Dictionary.com).

I am familiar with "comprehend", "exactly", "proclivity", "towards" (a
British variant of the American "toward"), "servitude", and "stems". Even
Brother Horace probably knows all those words. Why you're stringing them
together, though, eludes me.

I would like to repeat my suggestion that what you need is a bonk on the
head. Did you try it, or are you having fun thinking up ways to prefer
Krooger and Ferstler to me?