Gregipus grumped:

Now now, my grumpy little mother****er. There's no need to get so
exercised. You'll only give yourself more stretch marks. Try talking
with a spooned tongue instead of a forked one.

And again

Zounds, what cutting wit! Why does anybody mother****ing bother to
duel with you, Mommy****er? To shreds you rip us again and again, your
needles and thread notwithstanding. Let us cry "Ouch!" as one man.