Lionella la Salope said:

urinal(*). ;-)

(*)urinal :
A vessel for urine, especially one for use by an incontinent or
bedridden person.

You're still not getting it. Moron.

BTW, your bizarre and fractured statement....

You would know how it sounds if you can **** elsewhere than in your
urinal(*). ;-)

..... comes out of babelfish with this equally gibberish-sounding spew:

"Vous sauriez il retentit si vous pouvez ****er ailleurs que dans
votre urinal."

Do you see the point yet? Nincompoop.