George M. Middius wrote:

Gregipus, so many times you've threatened us with the sting of your
might wit, and time after time all you produce is belly-button lint.


This is sad, George--you used to pride yourself in posts that were
relatively free of grammatical and typographical errors. So much for
hyper-fastidiousness.


There's also nothing wrong with me


oopsy!



George, since we're being so forthcoming,


You? Forthcoming? There are a number of questions on the table that
you've been ducking for months and years. For example:

Did you murder your father? Had your father raped Krooger as a child?

What have you done with Jocasta's body? We know you invented the
"Jupiter" scam to get her out of your apartment.

Did you threaten Roddy when he canned you?

Did they ever find the body of the court-appointed shrink you iced?

Is it true you started a campaign to remove the word "diet" from all
dictionaries published in the U.S.?

Answer the questions already. Don't be such a mother****ing coward.


Near as I can tell, all that therapy didn't take.