Mark Harriss said:

Two straight lines could appear very differently
approaching the speed of light.

Funny you mention that! I was listening to my PP-UL-6BQ5 amp the
other day, while approaching the speed of light. I found I had
to re-bias a LOT as things shrank in the direction of motion..
weird huh?

It sounds like your TARDIS tachyon/chronon dampener
may be out of phase and need recalibration.

Naah......everything was fine on warp 7.
Guess mr. Worf farted.

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Klipsch cups his hands around his mouth, faces Bose and calls out :
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