On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 20:09:33 +0100, The Devil wrote:

On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 19:40:19 +0100, Langis wrote:

I would have been more disgusted if you had mentioned an amputee in a
hospital ward masturbating into a milk jug.

That would depend on which bit had been amputated prior to the
masturbatory milk jug act.

Leg, terminated in close proximity to groin. If the amputee is right
handed the left leg, otherwise the right.

I once had a cocktail umbrella that was broken just like that.

I hope that someone turned you into PETA (Protection of Esoteric
Trifles and Archania)