"Steven Sullivan" wrote in message
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The most outrageous and shameless
snake-oil site I've been pointed to recently is:

http://www.machinadynamica.com/

I think that site wins. I especially like this about the "intelligent chip":

"If left on top of the player, the Chip will not function until the next
disc to be upgraded is inserted in the player and played. If you attempt to
upgrade a disc that has already been upgraded, the Chip will "sense" that
the disc is already upgraded and spend no energy on it, thus avoiding using
the Chip unnecessarily. Always store the Chip in its protective case, well
away from the player."