dave weil wrote:

And I found out this about YOU:

'Monday, December 08, 2003

Enthusiast Has Superb Orgasm

Howard Ferstler, a 50-year-old member of the American Coaster
Enthusiasts, managed this evening to have an orgasm for the first time
in several days. According to Ferstler, this orgasm was amazingly
powerful and voluminous. It was also, naturally, the product of
self-stimulation".

Good on you Howard, although shaving a few years off of your age isn't
really truthful, now is it?

The most telling thing about you finding the above
concoction (no doubt put together by somebody like Graham or
Middius) is that you had to spend TIME on Google to find it.
This, as I have noted before, indicates that you (and of
course others like you) consider me to be enough of a VIP to
take the time.

Every time you and your buddies go out onto the internet to
dig up dirt on Ferstler you are simply showing that Ferstler
has pulled your collective chains and the pulling is causing
you psychological grief.

Howard Ferstler