Paul Dormer said:

As Middius said,

Dear Mr. ****:

If you're so convinced that's not my real name, why do you keep calling
me by it?

Names are just labels.

And yet, sometimes a name tells the whole story. ;-)

One of the more indicative characteristics of Kroomadness is the
sullen acceptance of outrageously derisory labels.. ;-)

Yes, definitely.

Er.... What do you mean by "outrageously"?