"Patrick Turner" wrote in message
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Shiva wrote:

"Patrick Turner" wrote in message
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Shiva wrote:

"Patrick Turner" wrote in message
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That GF must be really something, to put up with you!
( she ain't got an older sister by any chance? )

Nope. Would a younger rother do? ducks

You mean her younger sister?

Depends. If she is ugly and desperate, maybe that compensates
for the fact that I am an old *******, ( but with experience and
wisdom,


Ah. Bad typin' on my part - the "rother" was 'posed to be "*b*
rother."
And, even though the guy seems to be happily married and spawned a few,
you
never know - maybe there are some carefully suppressed latent
tendencies.
Worth a shot? ducks again.
although young sheilas are almost allergic to old blokes and their
logic


Ah, lesson number 734: Girls of any age have a severe aversion to logic.
*never* debate anything using logic of *any8 sort - I've learned to walk
out
& do a walk around a few blocks, long enough for 2 smokes. That works
best.
Not that you win the debate, or anything (consider it lost before you
start), but you don't feel angry anymore...

unless I am like Sean Connery, and/or rich as a king ).
I would have enough money to buy some crutches for the day after the
night before spent with a demanding young sheila.

US ER - Free crutches... I got a pretty custom walker once (I had a
broken
wrist, too). Wheelchairs are tougher - all marked up, with a permanent
IV
pole, making them a pain to load into a car. Bring 2 7/16th wrenches,
and
make sure you've got one that's com[lete - none of them hokey
no-footrest
ones.

Girl
of a wife, she brought two great kids with her into his house, and
they
couldn't
be happier, and they radiate with love to each other, and I see them
working
on the old house, and improving things, and I wish
something like that could happen to me, but usually I get sheilas only
concerned about what they might get OUT of the relationship.
GOOD women are rare, and they lift a man up, and
they are only concerned about what can be put IN to a relationship,
and how problems can be solved, not how to walk away.

I've been real lucky, probably 'coz i was a total egomaniac when i was a
kid, so my thoughts went along the lines of "...But i *really* think I
love
her, so sooner or later she'll figure out that I'm *the one*. To speed
up
the process a bit, i'll just hang out by her house & *explain* to her
the
inevitability of us bein' together. Over and over."

You must be a good talker, she a great listener, and happy walks off into
the sunset seems assured.

Good Luck.

Snow fell here last week, and the hard bald mountain ranges left after
the severe bushfires last summer turned from dark brown
to pure white.

It almost sounds romantic, if it didn't remind you
how harsh it is for koalas and kangaroos to survive out there
in those hills. I reckon there must be some REALLY good talkers and
listeners
amoungst those poor critters, wondrin whether they'll make it to the
springtime
with almost nothing to eat, and wondrin whether they oughta risk a bit
of hokey pokey under a gum tree all in the name of procreation.

In this mid winter scene we have here, the sheilas seem to become
invisible,
and I never see one out on her own after 6pm lookin fo a lil company.
The cold weather has ruined many a romance, or even the chance of it
occurrin.
Maybe I ought to pack up, and **** off to an island with some palm trees.

Trouble is, to get anyplace decent, youse gotta pay through the nose.

Patrick Turner.


You know, the islan thing may not be such a bad idea. I wound up onTortola
(BVI) pretty much by chance - my ex-boss invited me to spend a couple'o
weeks at his place there, and paid for the tix. The two weeks didn't do it
for me - I spent over a year there ('till immigration finally cought up with
me & booted me out), bein' a boat bum & fishin' & fixin' boats for a living.
After starving (well, actually, eating fish fish & fish - had a speargun)
for a month, made really good friends there, and life was so ridiculously
simple & good. I didn't have to charge locals for working on their boats -
they always wound up giving double in food, old outboards / boats, and it
just kind'a made it seem like people weren't such sh7ts after all...




Patrick Turner.




Patrick Turner.