Tim Williams wrote:
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Well, of course it's that too! You've of course heard the Zen question,
"What is the sound of **** happening?"
I'll let Duke Nukem answer that one 
http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/HAPPEN01.WAV
Tim
Cute. Here it is as stated by *another* capitalist pig:
http://www3.telus.net/dogstarmusic/other/happen02.mp3
Cheers,
Fred