"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
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"Joseph Oberlander" wrote in message
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Bob Morein wrote:
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19. In dream, triumph over Morein, Krueger, Lionel, McKelvy, &
Oberlander
with Stereophile Class A Review.

Heh. Too bad it will never happen.

Just guessing here, but it might already be time to stick a fork into
Jupiter Audio. It's done!

As I look at our sample, now gently smoking under an applied load of only 5
watts, it's time to test with the fork. These Trotsky voicecoils are
notoriously delicate, and overcooking can fuse them into an unrecognizable,
charred mess, which even a chow hound would pass on.

Note: I am not advocating cannibalism. However, if you wish to sample the
well-known succulent mammoflesh known as Trotsky, it may help to visualize
him in the below recipe as a dynamic driver.

Mmmm.
Insert a table fork into the woofer surround, gently separating the crispy
cone from the inedible shell.
Twisting and yanking, the cone readily moves upward.
Softshell fans, a little melted ferrofluid is a boon here -- ask our
resident French chef Lionel for details.

Once the driver is separated, don't throw away the cabinet!
Depending upon the time of the year, the stuffing material may, in fact, be
a treat.
Most frequently it's an old sneaker, but you might -- just might find, if
you're lucky, magazine "hand holding" material.
Marinating in vinegar removes the sulphurous smell, after which it can be
used as a planter for perhaps a season or two. But pressboard doesn't last
long, so restrict to annuals.