The Devil kvetched:
I'm miserable. Above my left canine, I have an ulcer that's going to
be the size of a **** when it's fully developed.
Cheer up old boy, it could be worse.
At least you're not that big yellow thing in the middle of the table they're playing for:
http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/poker.jpg
GeoSynch