The Devil said:

Faeces, excrement, toilets, libel, slander, Kroo****, Kroologic,
notes, turd pudding, professional credentials, coffins, heap of turds,
mountain of turds, carbuncle of turds, cancerous infestation of turds,
vinyl, CDs, tubes, noise, distortion, taxes, global warming, euphonic
euphoria, sterile sterility, DBT, ABX, BXA, BDT, PMT. Bleh ****ing
bleh*.

What you need is a decent sockpuppet master.

Where's Dr. Kernith when we need him most?

--
Sander de Waal
" SOA of a KT88? Sufficient. "