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When discussing the state of Audio, or, anything else with Arny, one
is certain to get some unusual and seemingly incongruent-with-reality
statements. However, it appears that Chef Kroo has a method to his
culinary madness.

Does anyone else out there percieve the unique issues Mr. K brings to
Usenet? Your commentary-hopefully lucid rather than loony-would be most
entertaining.

Ok, you take a cup of extra-bad, concentrated acid attitude, you mix
three table spoons of ascetic salt, half a cup of hate, 0 grams of
self-awareness, 10 hours (a day, every day) of google searching, two
truck loads of cut-and-paste audio knowledge, (we can also call this the
krugerian google competency syndrome) an omniscient, godly perceived
mirror-image to get through the morning shaves, two tea spoonfulls of
drool-wiped-off-from-keyboard, and a sheet of imaginated psychic, almost
nostradamus-like future projection and predcition and manipulation
abilities.

You mix all this together in a bowl, and let it wait some sixty -
seventy years (not sure of this waiting period tho .. Yo! arny, how old
are you?). When the festering (or ferstlering?) period is over you mold
this disgusting, KRUEsome stuff on to a tray. Now comes the important
part: YOU TAKE A HELL OF A LOT OF ........bul****. And fill the mold.

Then you put this ****pile into an oven of hidden agendas, and have it
fester there (or ferstler?) for some 5-10 more years (not sure of this
waiting period tho .. Yo! arny, how long do you intend to torture
humani...err..live?!).

There you have it, Krubarb pie.