Anthony PDC said:

[snip irrational, dogmatic upchuck of superficial stereotyping and
infantile posturing]


If the whole idea of learning what's good value and what's not is so
terrifying to you, then you most certainly deserve to be fleeced by
some unscrupulous "high end" dealer who's only in the business to make
a succession of quick bucks. And if you're so disbelieving of
everything you read in print that your limited brainpower falls victim
to your mindless paranoia, you should definitely scale down your
materialistic lust and buy the cheapest yet adequate ensemble you can
find at Circuit City or Best Buy.

Stay away from all carriage-trade goods and services. Never go to a
fancy restaurant; ignore jewelry completely; consider only vehicles
that are value-priced. Accept your mediocrity and adapt your
expectations to suit your insipid taste.

And finally: Shut the **** up, you sniveling twit.