The Doofalizer doofed:

Direct insults may be tiresome, but
at least they beat the Doofy threads that
the midjet and his simpletons follow

Isn't "midjet" your pet name for me, Doof? How do you like your
life as a 200-lb dustball with a tobacco jones, anyway?


Ask JJ which is more tiresome, John,
anonymous psychos, or those with direct
insults that do not hide behind false names.

Why need he ask somebody else? Isn't John, or anybody else,
allowed to feel that you are a crackpot, that you are second in
tiresomeness only to your hero the Krooborg, and that since you
don't know who these people are that you label "anonymous
psychos", there is little point in being bothered by them?

Oh, that's right -- you're with the Usenet Righteousness Police,
and you've appointed yourself defender of the indefensible.
Morality is an unknown quality in your peculiar little world,
isn't it, Doofy? The fact that there are fifty people who
castigate Kroo**** for every anonymous psycho who defends him
means that he's the victim of a mob lynching, right? Doesn't
matter that Krooger brings it on himself with his nasty,
attention-whoring behavior; what matters to you is .... what is it
again? You've never explained your motivation for running
interference for that loathsome animated turd. Please do so now.


The battles you choose may seem small in
the actual history of usenet.

Your mind seems small in the history of the human race.