"Scott Dorsey" wrote in message
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Of course. Because Santa flies through the air with no visible means of
support, it's very clear that he is ON DRUGS.

I commend you to the fine song from Slim Gaillard, "Santa Claus Is Smoking
Reefer."

And then there's also Arlo Guthrie's "The Pause of Mr. Claus", with lines
like:

Santa Claus wears a red suit, he's a communist
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Hal Laurent
Baltimore