Arny and Dave went up the hill
to fetch a box of woofers
Arny heaved a grunt and broke his butt
and Dave was left holding his gut
"This moving job is such a plague"
said Dave, as Arny clutched at what remained of his leg
As down the hill they rolled siamesed
Each with one leg and half a brain, pleased that the other had a disease
They went to bed inseparably bound
By traits for which they are each reknowned.

"dave weil" wrote in message
...
Dave Weil went up the hill.

Dave Weil shouted: Arny, your last eBay transaction was $86 and you're
a liar to say otherwise.

Arny went up the hill.

Arny proved conclusively that his last eBay transaction was actually
$232.50.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tegory=15 058

Arny pushed on Weil, and Weil tumbled down the hill and hurt his head
(again).

From the bottom of the hill, Weil again said Arny, your last eBay
transaction was $86 and you're a liar to say otherwise.

Arny stood on the top of the hill and laughed. Everybody laughed
because it is obvious that there is something wrong with Weil's head.

See Weil's head bleed.

See Weil's head bleed some more.

Bleed Weil, Bleed!