Thee Signal said:

When thee awaketh on the morrow, thee will arrange a dildo assault on
the Bestial One. Sleep now, and tomorrow accomplish the mission I
have mind-controlled thee into.

Mr Krueger, you wrote:

"I'd recommend the flashiest car player in the store with a
extra-large dildo Velcro-ed to the middle of its front panel."

Mr Kreuger, whilst *you* may gain sexual gratification from the use of
"extra-large" dildos, I feel that such information is hardly pertinent
to an audio group. Furthermore, considering your track record,
couldn't it be a criminal offense for you to engage your perverse
sexual preferences onto others? Think about it. Can you be sure that
the poster named "Margaret" is not a young boy posting as an adult?
Well, it turns out that Mr Krueger *does* believe "Margaret" to be a
boy, isn't that true Mr Krueger*. With respect to events that have
come to light recently, I would think it wise you steer clear of
piling on the evidence of your pernicious behaviour, including
resisting the urge to approach potential youngsters innocently posting
on usenet recommending that they acquire sex toys.

Is the Beast swimming in a sea of dildos? I think he is. Well done.


In fact, Mr Krueger may not have
extensive experience with dildos in general, as Kurt suggested, since
he has only publicly made recommendations based on his experience with
dildos in the "extra-large" category.

Of course. For an epic-sized ass like Krooger, XL is only fitting.

*Please see the following links for substantive evidence that Mr
Krueger suspects "Margaret" to be a boy ('Maggie-boy')

http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?sa...m%3E&lr=&hl=en
http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?sa...m%3E&lr=&hl=en
http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?sa...m%3E&lr=&hl=en


Excellent observation. Krooger uses diminutives like "boy" and "little"
as code for "Would you like a private training session with moi?" Here
are some of his other sleazy come-ons to presumed children:


"Leon takes his pants down ... . Ooops Leon my little sockpuppet, I'm
wrong again." Just wishful thinking, presumably.

"Jamie, my little tyke (referring to your ... physical immaturity)"

"Au contraire my little sockpuppet."

"And Leon my little sweet pet"

"Dormer my little manic child"

"my little maniac friend"

"Jamie my little tyke."



Good work. I will release you from my mind-control soon.